Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Fat Eye: A brand new dawn

After massive begging of about 5 minutes and one scoop of ice cream, the Fat Eye is back and bigger than ever. Recent events means that the Fat Eye can no longer remain silent. Something big happened, bigger than anything in Cazzy’s miserable existence. This is bigger than Madonna’s 38th new look due later this year. It’s even bigger than Rocky 6, Die Hard 4 and Indiana Jones 4 put together. Heck, it’s even bigger than Martin’s underwear. But not as big as my love for Weasley or chips for that matter.

See, yesterday a new single entered in at Number 5 on the India Top 10 Chart. On Sky News it was reported that this Bollywood single was like no other. You see, the singer is not Indian. And although he has all the moves, it’s about as normal as Thabo Mbeki on a horse down Church Street in Pretoria.

The singer is no other than Australian fast bowler: White Lightning Brett Lee!!!
That’s all.

Written by Ferdi-Fat. Short but sweet.

4 comments:

CaZ said...

Man, I have to see see this. The White Heart never ceases to amaze me!!! LOL.

Glad I persuaded you to write again.

Anonymous said...

I saw the video he wears this green silk shirt, it really brings out his eyes and that blonde hair!

Anonymous said...

The little *&^(*& ^$%(*&#$^%_@($*^%)(*&#$^% (*&^ (breathe) (*&^(*&^@(*#&%GO*@T&#T&TYO*#)T)#&T )*@&T #~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

CaZ said...

Hey moenie vloek nie!!!

Hehehhhhh