Wednesday, January 31, 2007
First of all, I have to say thank you to Berny. She has been with me all the way, ever since I came up with this crazy idea to hire some bands and have a huge birthday bash. Even when I was sceptical and was ready to give up on the whole thing, she convinced me to stick with this while at the same time giving me her support. Thanks for all your help, bud. You are my jolling/drinking/headbanging/drum stick collecting partner after all!!! Haha. And it goes without saying, thanks for looking after me on Saturday night when I needed you most!
Of course, a big thank you must go to all the girls that assisted me during those awful moments in that dark place (ok, the loo). And Im sorry Martin for ruining your shoes, though I always thought they were kind of gay, haha. If anyone else helped me out during that time that I honestly cant remember, thank you as well.
A special mention must also be made to Tink! She was the second person to find out about my plans and offered her advice and excitement from the beginning. Thank you for taking time out to fly out here from Cape Town and spending some fun moments with me as well with all the setting up, shopping etc. I really appreciate it, babe. Hope we have another jol soon!!
Inki, thank you for the help with the shopping too. Our dearest funny Matt, thank you for coming all the way from PE, and helping me set up as well, even when you had to redo stuff when I wasnt happy. Thanks bud!! Nicole! Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come out and see me! It was a wonderful but long overdue reunion! It was cool seeing you again!
To all other guests that attended my party, thanks for coming peeps! From what I could see, everyone was having a good time so I hope you all really enjoyed it as much as I did!!!
Ferdi-fat. Ah, my dear little brother does care. Not only did he drive me to and fro Marks Park when I needed to check up on things, help me set up and gave me little tidbits of (mostly useless) advice, he also was the funniest topless M.C. a sister could ask for!!! You are hilarious, fatty!! Thank you!!! And thanks for getting me home safe and sound (even though I didnt know I was home already).
Last but not least, thanks to the bands - Aion Truth, Inersha, and Chromium, you guys kicked ass, as well as Maynframe Productions for the great sound. Thank you to you all. I hope you all had fun!
As I read this back to myself most of it sounds kak and mushy but Im in a hurry. Im off to RMB in Sandton now and I dont know when I will be online again. Today I say goodbye to BankCity. OK, Im being rushed, gotta go! Bye!
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
It all started last Thursday when I got off work early to go with Ferdi to fetch Tink at the airport. I was quite excited to meet her, and what a cool chick she is!!! Once we got her settled in Ferdi’s room (we kicked him out the house, hehehh) we went to our favourite “restaurant” for a nutritional McD’s meal. We then kicked Ferdi out once more as Tink and I walked next door to the Blue Goose for our Ladies Night. The girls arrived one by one, much to our freaky waiter’s delight. He felt so lucky. It was karaoke night and we were bugged, begged and bothered to sing but we opted to sit quietly at our table while sipping our cocktails and laughing at the out of tune crooners. It was a nice chilled evening.
Next day, after checking out Marks Park and letting the manager know that my guest list had increased considerably, Tink, Inki and I went shopping for party decorations, snacks and an outfit for me. Ferdi got his pirate set then we kicked him out, AGAIN. I kept on crying about all the money I was spending, but hey, this party needed the best of the best. I even got a “21 again” badge, haha.
Friday night, Marbro, Chim, and Berny stopped at our place then we all trekked to the airport to fetch funny man vomita. We weren’t there long as he had already landed – JHB watch out! He almost dropped me on the floor when he hugged me (more like mauled me). We missed the bugger. He had us in stitches all night. After some pizza, and some indecent photos, we kicked Marbro and co out cause we wanted to go to Edelweiss. We stayed there for a short bit, each had a litre of beer (Tink had a Brutal fruit, I think). We didn’t want to over do it before the big day.
So the next day, even though us girls woke up much later than the boys (10 hours according to vomit. He exaggerates, no kidding) we were refreshed and ready for some action. Us four went to Marks Park once more, though we had to turn around half way there when I realised I forgot the keys to the hall. We set up chairs and tables and some of the decorations. It was hard work. I enjoyed bossing Ferdi and Vomit around, making them miserable. You know the drill, haha.
Anyway, we went back home for some much needed food, then I got ready. Marbro and co arrived early, with Brydon and Berny’s friend, Tanya. Very nice girl, by the way. She helped me out a lot. We packed everything in the car and made our way to Marks Park. Two blocks away from home, I realised I forgot the keys, AGAIN. But at least it was closer to home this time!
We eventually got there and set up in record time. Since it was still early we decided to kill time by having some tequila and Smirnoff Storm (the last of our booze from New Years) and posing for some photos in our panties (Berny and I. And no, we weren’t drunk..). I was a bit stressed cause I had forgotten a few things at home (thanks Inki and Uli for bringing them to me) and cause people were arriving late. But it was cool, once the first bunch started to arrive, people soon came in numbers. We were ready to party!!!!
Aion Truth arrived and started to set up their gear. Nice bunch of friendly people. Amtobi looked beautiful in her pretty floral dress. I soon got everyone to sign my XXL panties, especially bought for the occasion. I am still trying to find out where half the signatures came from – next time, people, please write your name, no signatures!!! Lots of people said “Happy 21st”. Awww, how sweet.
Most of the Inersha guys arrived early too and Jared from Chromium phoned me to say that they were on their way. So everything was falling into place. No nasty surprises. I was only a bit worried about Nicole. She was the one person I was most looking forward to seeing again after 6 years. I tried phoning her several times but all the time I got a recording saying that the number was unavailable. I was stressing thinking something had happened to her. My fears vanished when I saw her climbing up the steps with her hubby. What a relief!!! She had made it after all, and it was a great reunion. Pity we didn’t get to chat much after that.
It was soon Aion Truth’s time to play so Ferdi, my M.C., went to the microphone, topless, and announced them as “Justin Timberlake se band” much to everyone’s amusement. Naughty bugger. You should all see the video. So after that intro, the band kicked off with awesome tunes and wowed the crowd. Stunning performance. In between their performance I noticed that the Chromium guys had arrived so I dashed off to say hello then went back to watch Aion Truth. Dylan called me up and gave me a stunning birthday card, made by Amtobi, which was signed by all the Aion Truth members. That was really sweet. Thanks guys.
Short interval while Inersha set up then Ferdi made a kak intro. Inersha – awesome as always as well. I was quite impressed with the German boys, they really enjoyed the bands. In the meantime I got my boobies signed by Chromium (did anyone else sign them? They were black the next day!) and sat on Adrian and Hannes’s laps while they signed. Hehehhh. I also organised with Matt from Chromium to get his pick after they played (though that never happened, read on…) after which he offered to give me anything else I wanted from him….ok, moving on. *blush*
I also got my pics of Berny and I posing with Chromium and Inersha signed. In between I chatted to people, ran around, got the bands water, tried not to drink too much and basically just try have a good time. And I was having a good time, until Inersha stopped playing and Ferdi and Rudi came towards me with a sinister looking bucket…
If I could take back what happened next, things would have turned out much differently. The boys called everyone inside and made me get up on a chair. They poured some nasty looking liquid into a glass and gave it to me. I asked several times what was in it, they ignored me so stupid me drinks it in one go. It tasted surprisingly nice and sweet so they refilled my glass twice more and I drank. I wanted to stop after the second glass, but who am I to tell them when its ok to stop. The bucket then went round to the rest of the guests to sample. (I heard the next day that a collection went round for this “mix”. Over a R100 was collected so Ferdi threw in all flavours of Brutal Fruit, Double Jack, Beer, Jagermeister, etc plus some of our own stash. To give it a nice sweet twist – lemonade. Just thinking about it makes me want to vomit).
So after that, I was still sort of alright though I could already start to feel the world spinning. Chromium was ready to start so I had a bright idea, I was gonna take over M.C. duties and announce “my fucking favourite band in the whole of Southsshhhh Africa”. I have seen the video clip about three times already. It still makes me cringe. I was too loud, too drunk, too disorderly. Ferdi took over and introduced them as an “Abba imitation band” (he was supposed to say cover band, but he wasn’t getting paid for this so no one was expecting quality mc’ing here).
And that is all I remember folks. Next thing I know, its Sunday morning, vomita is knocking on my bedroom door wanting to say goodbye. I realise I am in my bed (alone) half naked, with dirty, pink and bloody feet full of cuts. Plus a moerse hangover.
Now its your turn to fill in the blanks.
I am not joking when I say I don’t remember anything. Cause I honestly don’t.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
So party weekend begins tonight at the Blue Goose - ladies only. We are gonna do the usual, drink till we drop and giggle like schoolgirls. Snort, in some cases. Its a pity Berny cant make it. Those flower pots sure do miss her. Haha. But we are not going to over do it tonight (yeah right). Got to save our livers for more craziness.
Friday morning Tink and I are taking the surprisingly willing Ferdi, shopping. Though something tells me its cause Tink promised him ice cream. He is such a spoilt brat.
Friday night JHB will be invaded by our favourite PE'ian (Ferdi's words, not mine), Mr Vomitboy. Its his second trip to JHB and this time by plane. Hide your women and children, cause this bugger is coming to town! So after our entourage picks him up at the airport (he is going to feel like Beckham the way we carry on) we have 3 options: go to Paddys, go to Edelweiss, or sit at home and watch a DVD, and our almost empty wallets. Im hoping for Edelweiss. Keeping my fingers crossed!
And of course, Saturday is the big event which I have discussed at length already so there is no need to repeat. I will be back on Tuesday (need 2 days to recover fully) so I will give you a full report when I return.
So long suckers! (I always wanted to say that, not sure it fits here though).
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Ok, that was my bit of venting today. Did a lot more elsewhere, but its not worth commenting here. Lets just say that a lot of people are getting their panties in knot over petty crap. Get over it, I say. Some of you may know who I am talking about...
Anyway, still got some last minute things to prepare for the big party on Saturday. I had a few little surprises popping up on me today (so near the event) that I almost had a nervous breakdown. Events planning was never a strength of mine. But it looks like everything is almost sorted. For now.
I gotta breathe.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Not much to say today except that I have registered for the JP Morgan Chase Corporate Challenge, that is taking place on March 1. It's my fourth time, that I will be running/walking/crawling/gasping for air and finally, dying. It's a 5.6 km race. Not much, but that is all I can muster before I pass out. It takes place in Wanderers, we get fancy t-shirts and then a goodie bag after completing the race. The first year we got a cool mini radio for running. Last year we got some kak, hopefully this time is better.
After the race we go back to our hospitality tents (each company gets their own) where we cancel all the calories we burnt by stuffing our faces and downing booze. Oh, and this year we get treated to a performance by Johnny Clegg. Yay. Whooppeeee.
Im off to the gym now to begin my training. If only my legs werent so so right now...
Monday, January 22, 2007
I was supposed to take it easy, get as much rest as possible, in between the all shopping and final organising for Saturday. Until I got invited to Edelweiss, that is. Last time we went there was for my mom's birthday, and since I enjoyed it so much, I thought why the hell not. It sure beats staying at home in front of the TV!
So Uli and her man picked me up and off we went. I ended up downing 2.5 litres of beer and two jagermeister shots. The last litres was drunk very painfully. Not much alcohol, so Ferdi says, but for me, it sure as hell was. And I thought I was fine, despite it all, until I got home, that is...
Things are not going to get better this week. Not since we have ladies night on Thursday, in honour of Tink's arrival in Jozi, Paddys Friday night, in honour of Vomit (no pun intended) and Saturday, well, ja. You do the math.
Friday, January 19, 2007
One hour and a half later, we got on the highway. We were both silent in the car, each wanting to kill the other but we managed to keep our composure. Once on the N1 we made it to Midrand in less than 10 minutes. We made it 5 minutes after scheduled time, but still missed out on the birthday boy getting the surprise of his life. Oh well, no biggie, at least we made it.
We had a buffet dinner and talked kak for an hour until the show started. This was the "Midnight Hour" show by Clint and Co. Clint sang some popular rock songs, including my all-time favourite "Bed of Roses" by Bon Jovi, and some of his own songs. The crowd took a while to get going but this guy was relentless and hilariously funny!! He had me in stitches! Ferdi actually said to me later that he was funny but he talked too much. So does that mean that he enjoyed the singing? Haha. You figure it out.
The show lasted about two hours and it was very entertaining. I am glad I decided to go in the end. Everyone had a good time. The guy doing the sound caught my eye so after the show I saw him selling the CDs outside. I bought one just so I could talk to him! How pathetic! Haha. Clint signed it for me and I let him know that him and I have a mutual friend, Mr Jack Daniels.
We got home in record time. Ferdi drove like a speeding bullet so I was in bed by 11. But I couldnt sleep damnit. So I only managed to get to work at 9. Thank god its Friday!
Thursday, January 18, 2007
I have also been forced to attend one of our colleague's 40th birthday tonight at the Sound Stage in Midrand. I was planning a quiet evening at home, with my rock magazines (yes, it might sound boring to you, but I just need to chill) and now that has been ruined. I could have said no, but I find it hard to say no to people these days. Who knows, it might actually be fun. Right.
But Im not going alone. Im dragging Ferdi as well for the torture. Wait till he sees the show. Haha. The expression on his face will be priceless.
Im rushing off to Sandton now for a late meeting. Strike two to my boss. I think he has a death wish. He has moved to number one on my hit list.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Normally I cant care for these award ceremonies, they are worse than the music awards as there are no performances in between to keep you slightly amused. I made the exception this year, as I heard via the grapevine that our Borat had won an award for Best Comedic Actor!!! How bloody awesome!!! So of course, I had to watch his acceptance speech. It was bloody long, but bloody funny. I love using this word, bloody. How very English. Haha.
So anyway, he went on about how when they were filming that awful naked wrestling scene in the hotel bedroom. He relived those awful moments with his 136 kg co-star, Ken Davitian, "This movie was a life-changing experience. I saw some amazing, invigorating parts of America. I saw some dark parts of America and some ugly parts of America. Some parts of America that have rarely seen the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Kenneth Davitian. Ken, when I was in that scene and I stared down and saw your two, wrinkled golden globes on my chin, I thought to myself, I better win a bloody award for this".
He carried on with how he had to choose between death and taking a breath of Davitian's rancid ass air. Well, we know what he chose. He managed to thank everyone in the end, including "those people that still havent sued him". What a man. What a man.
I was disappointed that Leo di Caprio did not win best actor award in a drama. He got nominated twice, for "Blood Diamond" and "The Departed". I have seen the later, and I have to admit that he was excellent in that film. Never been a fan, but I now I have converted. At least Martin Scorsese won the best director award for "The Departed".
So now the big question is who is a contender for the Oscars. I guess we will have to see, but since the Golden Globes' results are usually a good way to predict the winners, I'd put my money on "The Queen" and is star, Helen Mirren, to take most of the awards.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
See, yesterday a new single entered in at Number 5 on the India Top 10 Chart. On Sky News it was reported that this Bollywood single was like no other. You see, the singer is not Indian. And although he has all the moves, it’s about as normal as Thabo Mbeki on a horse down Church Street in Pretoria.
The singer is no other than Australian fast bowler: White Lightning Brett Lee!!!
Written by Ferdi-Fat. Short but sweet.
Monday, January 15, 2007
Part of my new year resolutions for 2007 is to give up coffee and coke, anything that has caffeine, must go. Now the coffee wasnt as hard as I thought it would be. Its been 4 weeks now and I dont crave the stuff. Even when I go for breakfast in the morning and my friends have coffee, I dont crave it. I happily sip my black, sugarless rooibos tea.
As for coke, well, its not as EASY as I thought it would be. I tried to hook myself on appletiser (yes, still has plenty of sugar but its better than coke) and it was all fine until last week. We have practically had coke every night for supper, since it was Weasel's last week with us. Normally we drink water at dinner but for "special occasions" we have coke.
Today I was going to start on a clean slate and announced on jnf my intentions. This led to me been kicked out of my Coke-a-holics Anonymous Club, something I was quite proud of. After much taunting and being called ugly names like "veggie-burger eater" and "gym freak" or something like that, I gave in to the peer pressure and had a can of coke. Oh, the horror!
I will try again tomorrow.
(oh, Weasel arrived safely in San Jose at 23h00, USA time. Ferdi is already hoping to get a PS3)
Friday, January 12, 2007
I have decided to go really big this year, and hired 3 of my favourite SA bands to rock our socks off (though I dont really wear socks). The idea popped into my head on one alcohol-infused night while Berny and I were busy collecting drum sticks at Tempos. Remember that night? Haha. Well, after I sobered up, the idea got stuck in my head and so now Im ready to party up a storm!
Many people have asked me why I am having such a huge bash for my 27th? Normally one would go big for a 21st, a 30th etc but definitely not for a 27th. I have given them all the same answer: who said I cant go big for my 27th? Who made the rules? I am one of those people that likes to go against the norm and live for the moment - especially after all the kak I had last year. So I have ever reason to party like it's my last day on earth!!
Im quite excited, besides for the bands, several old and new friends that I havent seen in ages will be coming from practically all over the country to join the festivities. Its gonna be a MASSIVE reunion. With plenty of booze, haha. To my few readers, anyone who still doesnt know about the party, accept this as a formal invitation: COME TO MY PARTY!!! I will post more details soon.
The bands playing are:
I am so excited I could do cartwheels!!!
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Weasel and I have had our huge share of fights (he is the responsible one, I am not) but all the same, I love him to bits and Im sad that he wont be around till May. Whose car am I gonna throw up in now? Who is going to scream at me when I am making an arse of myself and who will tell me off for buying so many DVDs??? Ferdi? Nah, he is just like me, though he has a little bit of Weasel in him too.
I remember quite clearly when the bugger was a baby, and I suddenly had to share the limelight with him. Of course, I hated it. I hated him! How dare he come and take my mommy's attention away from me? Huh? One day, while I was napping on my parents' bed and Weasel was next to me in his cot, I decided to reach for him. I miscalculated my strength, fell on top of him and down we both went, cot and all. I was hoping this would lead to his demise, but no, all he did was cry like a baby. Doh.
He was and still is, mommy's boy. I always tease mommy that Weasel is her favourite child. She gets angry, but I think it's true. He dotes on her, and when Ferdi and I do something wrong, he runs to her and tells on us. Haha. Ok, he doesn't do much of that anymore, but he still bitches and moans like a bored housewife. Sigh, I am gonna miss the bugger.
We are having his farewell at my house tonight. We hope to get him drunk, and keep him drunk, till he boards the plane tomorrow night. Flying sober is not fun these days.
He just better bring us presents. I gave him my wishlist already. I want Wentworth Miller.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
My colleague is busy arranging all our move details as Im idly typing away here. Rumour on the street is that we are getting brand new laptops, with 3G!!! That is so cool! Now I will be able to update my blog from home, and I can choose not to go to the office, if I bloody well feel like it. Actually, ignore last comment, cause my boss is still old school. He likes to see us working, right under his nose, and dish out the occassional joke my way. So I will still be going to the office, but a NICER office. Much much nicer office!
And I hear that there is plenty of talent there, if you know what I mean....
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
If he doesnt pass, he wont have a job this year. He cant sign a contract with the firm he is currently working at, until he passes. And I am most certain he will, I have never seen him more determined to do so. He has spoken to his lecturers and they practically gave him the answers, so hopefully it all go well. But keep him in your thoughts anyway. You never know when you might need a lawyer!!
Monday, January 08, 2007
I went round to my hairdresser at Carlton Hair for my usual 2-monthly pampering. If I could afford it, I'd go every week, even if just for the head massages. I dont know why, but I love having my hair washed, brushed, cut etc. I felt like doing something ridiculous like chopping my hair off (I have the three year "time to cut this off" itch again) but my ever-cautious hairdresser held me back. Next time, I will get my way.
Since Ferdi is busy swotting for his supplementary exams, and everyone else is pretty much scarce, I went to the movies with Weasel and Shawn. It was already late and most of the movies had already started, like Flushed Away, which we had our hearts set on. The only one we could watch was "The Departed" and Im so glad we watched it. Its a Martin Scorsese film and since I love mafia/gangster type movies, this went rather well with me. I'd see it again.
Well, now that Im well rested, I am ready to party up a storm again. And I thing there is one just around the corner...thursday methinks...
Friday, January 05, 2007
One of them was a piece he did called “Flood Victims Need Your Money Not Your Ego” where he recalled the time he manned one of the telephones for Good Morning South Africa to raise funds for flood victims in the Free State. He told some funny stories about some of the characters that he spoke to on the phone while on duty, who didn’t necessarily have the flood victims’ best interest at heart.
The one that particularly grabbed me was the Afrikaans man who insisted that Mr Ronge, after answering the phone in English, speak to him in Afrikaans. This man said, and I quote, “as jy nie behoorlik in ‘n mens se eie taal kan praat nie dan sal ek dit sterk oorweeg om my geld aan ‘n ander fonds te skenk”. Mr Ronge politely invited him to do so and then hung up the phone.
Now excuse me for saying (or don’t, I don’t really care) but this is a prime example of a typical Afrikaans-Boer mentality. I am not saying that all Afrikaans people are like this but there are sure a lot of them out there that think that every living creature in South Africa, can speak the damned “taal”. And how egocentric of them to think so.
I had a similar incident when I used to be in charge of manning one of the bank’s advisory lines. I used to hate answering it, as most of the callers were actually looking for another division of the bank. One such caller was an old Afrikaans man. I answered in English, as it is the language I am most fluent in. Now while my Afrikaans is not too bad, I can normally only speak the basics, and avoid technical jargon and business terms completely, simply because my understanding of the language is not that advanced. So anyway, this man asked if I could speak Afrikaans. I said no, for the reasons stated above.
Lo and behold! What a travesty that I could not speak the taal. I was then lectured and criticized for it and asked why is it that a South African bank employs someone that does not speak Afrikaans? Since when was that a criteria? With 11 official languages and diverse people from all walks of life, how can everyone possibly speak Afrikaans?? I was tempted to put the phone down on him, but instead let him have his say until he put the phone down in frustration. Good riddance. Now go learn some FUCKING English, you idiot!
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Instead, I have this year decided to make a list of things that I am looking forward to doing. With a little enthusiasm on my part, I just might get all of these done:
1. Celebrate my belated birthday with a bang! Sure, it's not a big birthday like my ever approaching 30th, but who said I cant go big on my 27th? I thrive on changing the rules. I look forward to having some of my favourite bands play at my bash: Aion Truth, iNeRsHa and Chromium! I am so excited I cant wait! In addition, some friends from out of town will be coming as well. I am so chuffed.
2. I will be moving to RMB in Sandton in February (unless my boss changes his mind again, touch wood). There I hope to go up the ranks and always push myself to learn more. I dont ever want to fall into a comfort zone trap again. I see a lot of opportunities looming for me.
3. Getting my bloody licence!!!! That is, if I can eventually get a booking for my learners this century. Still no luck. I think I might take Nicole's offer and do it in Bloemfontein! I am desperate!
4. Once that is done, I want to get a decent car and my own place. I think its about time I left the nest and become more independent. I need freedom!!!
5. Last, but not least, I want to go see some friends in London. Hopefully in August. Every year some new excuse or obstacle pops up, preventing me from visiting. But Im not putting this off any longer. I will go there even if I have to take out a loan, even if I have to row a boat to get there! Haha (um, no).
And that is about it really. Other than try to be a better person and try to be nicer to everyone - riiiiiiiight, I was born a bitch. Will always be a bitch! Haha. Ok, ok, I will try my best.
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Happy New Year!!! Have I said it yet? So what, I am gonna say it again: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I intend to make this a GOOD one!! So how did you all spend it? With a bang I hope! Let me tell you what I got up to last week.
In the days leading up to New Year’s Eve I spent it locked up in my room, avoiding shopping malls after the Christmas rush, reading as many books as possible to beat 2005’s record. Sad, I know, but it was good to just lie there and relax. I became so much of a hermit that I was oblivious to the world outside. I didn’t even know that Saddam Hussein had been executed on the 30th until my dad told me several hours later after this historic event took place. I didn’t even know that he had been convicted! Where had I been all this time? In my room. But then again, I never cared much for world events.
For a few weeks now I had been looking forward to seeing Chromium again on the 30th. You wont believe my disappointment as one by one our gang members were slowly dropping out. In the end, it was just me and Martin that went. Awkward at first, but as soon as the alcohol flowed, conversation came easy and we sort of bonded. But I still wont let him touch my boob. Oh, and we realized that Fred (from Inersha) and Weasel have the same fashion sense. Now all Martin wants to do is touch Weasel.
The 31st finally arrived, the booze was on ice, the meat was on the braai and the salads were bought (haha). We all trekked to the house that Ferdi is busy house-sittting, and well, we sat. And we drank. And we phoned random people. It was fun. Some even swam. Not me, as usual, I had a cold, during summer!!
Cailin, Berny and I wanted to do something crazy and historic, so while the boys went out on the streets gallavating, we went out and turned the other way. We didn’t walk far. Our mission: steal something, preferably a street sign. Our target: the stop sign round the corner. First attempt: Failed. We managed to bend it 90 degrees but could not get it out of the ground. Giggling, we ran back to the house before we almost got busted by a passing car. Decided to go back for second attempt. Second attempt: Mission accomplished. After sitting on it, stamping on it, giggling, the pole broke with a loud crack, so we took it and ran with it back to the house. Were almost busted again. Posed for several pics, the boys came back and shook their heads disapprovingly (they stole one last year, and it took longer for them to get it).
We welcomed 2007 with more drinks and happy cheer. The girls soon retired to bed (Berny and I to a hard wooden floor in the pilates studio) satisfied that 2007 was going to rock. The boys, in the meantime, carried on drinking suitcases, tequila and other mixes until the early hours. That is, until a chain reaction of vomiting started. Weasel and Shawn (and little Brydon) were the only boys unaffected. And for once, Berny and I did not pass out drunk! This must be a good omen!
I had to get up then, cause poor Haggie was dragged into the pilates studio to sleep. He fell and missed his bed by a metre or so. Then when he wanted to vomit some more, he banged his head a few times on the steel bowl next to him for such purpose. I went out for some fresh air and went to bed around 4am when I couldn’t feel my toes anymore.
So yeah, um, good start to the year. Good for me cause I did not make my name gat for once and could still remember the previous night’s events. Oh, and Cailin and Berny returned the stop sign the next morning. On the opposite side of the road, but at least its there. Hehehhhh
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
2006 went by faster than ever. Though it started badly (I got so drunk that I went to bed just after the stroke of midnight) it ended rather well, but in retrospect, it was one of the worst years I have ever experienced. I intend to make 2007 stand heads and shoulders above the rest. Like one of my colleagues said to me a few days ago, “this is your (my) year! Go for it!”
Looking back, I have put together a list of highlights and lowlights of 2006. Let’s start with the good ones:
- In January, I went on holiday to Cape Town for the first time in my life. There I met Jeremy and the rest of the Cape Town JNF’ers. It was good to finally chat to them face to face and enjoyed my time there. I plan to go back soon so I can go see the places I didn’t get a chance to visit, like Table Mountain.
- Health-wise, I got back into a strenuous gym programme to improve and strengthen my back, which certainly paid off. I also ran the JP Morgan for the third time in a row, plus I did the 8-week Cycle Challenge. My team came first in the ladies category.
- The coolest, funniest man in PE, aka Vomitboy, finally came to visit us in Jozi, it was the first time he ever set foot in our smelly city. We spent one of the best, fun-filled, hilarious weeks with him, AND learnt how to play poker!!
- It was a great moment of sport when SA played the most exciting, nailbiting cricket match against Australia, and I was one of the lucky ones who was there to see it, at Wanderers.
- I got involved in a lot of social awareness this year, which opened my eyes and heart to people less fortunate than me. I hope to continue with this throughout 2007 and onwards.
- Finally caught the blog bug and started to pen (or in this case, type) my thoughts for friends and strangers alike to peek into my crazy world.
- I was captain of the girls volleyball team at our church’s annual Youth Day (Jugendtag) and we won the tournament! It was the best weekend we had in years at this get-together, despite (or because of) me getting motherlessly drunk, and falling out of a tree!
- Out of all the beerfests I attended this year (three in total), our church’s one was the best and most eventful. I was part of the organizing committee this time and will carry on with this task in 2007, and will strive to make it even more successful than the last.
- After a lot of hassles and almost giving up, we managed to send mom and dad on a two month holiday to Argentina to see our relatives. After a 12 year absence and longing for the motherland, they were welcomed with open arms and spoiled by our country folk. They thoroughly enjoyed it.
- And so did we, their two month absence, that is. Besides missing mommy’s cooking, washing, cleaning, ironing (damn, she really spoils us), we enjoyed our independence and made use of the freedom to throw several drunken parties/interventions/ladies’ nights, haha.
- At work we got involved in a major individual and group internal quiz. After long hours of study and stressing, I made it into the finals. My group came second and we walked away with an I-POD each. Not bad!
- Woodstock 8 ROCKED!!!! This time we got a bigger group together, including Cailin, whom I met for the first time. We camped all weekend at a prime spot in front of the two main stages. Cant wait for the next one!!
- I went to Zambia in hot hot November with the sales team and enjoyed some relaxing days under the sun, and parties until the early hours.
- Friends that I hadn’t spoken to in years got hold of me and I have been catching up with them ever since. One of them is Nicole, whom I have known since I arrived in SA, and I will be seeing her again for the first time in over 6 years, when she comes to JHB later in January. I cant wait.
- Ever the groupie, I got to know some really cool bands, like Chromium and iNeRsHa, both of whom will be playing at my birthday bash soon.
- Though I didn’t go to our work’s Year End Function, I did go to RMB’s much cooler, Year-End do, where we had to don our school uniforms for a back-to-school theme party. It reminded me of how much I miss being a kid.
- Not much else, except to say that we ended the year with a stolen stop sign in our back garden – story to follow soon…
- While I was in Cape Town I played a joke on everyone that I was stranded in George. While most fell hook, line and sinker to mine and Jeremy’s well contrived devious plan, karma slapped me hard on the face when, on my return to JHB, the plane had to turn back to Cape Town halfway there, due to engine failure. I arrived back, in JHB, five hours after schedule, tired and admitting defeat. I swore never to play another prank on another living soul for as long as I live.
- I got tonsillitis several times this year until my doctor and I finally gave up and ordered them to have them removed. It was painful, it was hell, it was something that a 26 year old like me should never have to go through again!
- The 2006 Soccer World Cup was the worst ever. What an upset! Argentina really let me down this time.
- There were several drinking “accidents” where I sustained several injuries by falling out of trees, down the stairs, in a hotel room, passing out in Weasel’s car, outside others’ cars, etc. Yet I carry on drinking. At least, if I die, I will die numb.
- The Currie Cup was kak. So was the Super 14. And so is our national cricket/rugby team.
- Nickelback, the lazy bastards, cancelled their tour to SA, due to fatigue. I wont be repurchasing a ticket when eventually they do decide to come over.
- I lost a good friend due to a horrible illness. Claudia, RIP.
- I turned 27, though in my mind, I am still 17 (best year ever).
- Relationship-wise, I am not going to comment much, but I will just say that I made some terrible decisions in my choice of men of late. Three times too many.
But not to worry, I don’t intend to start 2007 in a sour mood. It’s just that after 10 days of waking up late and doing bugger all, I am not quite ready to get back into the hussle and buzzle of everyday working life. It hardly felt like rest, we hardly had any sun! But I plan to take a few more weeks off within the next month or so, as is my annual tradition – to go on holiday when everyone comes back.
I tried desperately to update my blog while I was at home, but the first time I went near a computer was on New Year’s Eve, and that was to check up a few facts on Chromium. So I will do my best to give you the down-lo on what went down these past few weeks in a moment or two.
Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!