Things that irritate me

I get irritated easily, much to my annoyance, but I just can’t help it most of the time. Lately I find it very hard to keep my cool, and one of these days a poor unsuspecting fool is gonna get a tongue-lashing from me. I don’t know what is it with me these days. Maybe I am too stressed? Maybe I need a life-changing situation that will steer me in the right direction?

Here is a list of my main irritations:

1.People that don’t pick up their feet when they walk, they just slide.
2.Women that wear noisy jewellery, like bangles.
3.People who chew with their mouths open and/or chew gum like cows.
4.People who interrupt me when I am talking, or deliberately change the subject when I am in the middle of a conversation.
5.People who talk loud.
6.Taxi drivers, reckless/slow drivers
7.Pedestrians that cross the road whenever they please, and disregard the robot.
8.People who nick my pens from my desk
9.My dear colleagues that divert their phones with me cause they think I like to play receptionist.
10.Liars, 90% of the time I will catch you out
11.People that click their pens absentmindedly
12.Skinny/anorexic chicks
13.Girls who always go on and on and on and on about their weight, diets, wonderful boyfriends
14.Two-faced people
15.Chirpy people, when I am in a kak mood.
16.People that can’t freaking wait for something, when they know I am too busy to help them right now.
17.Stupid conversations that go on around me when I am trying to concentrate on my work (yes, occasionally I work)
18.Drama queens
19.Attentions seekers
20.The idiot that keeps on switching off my computer when I am working on something (he almost did it just now again but I told him to F’ off before he had the chance).

And yes, I am highly irritated today.