What to do on a Saturday night when you are bored

I am all alone at our pastor's house, which Ferdi is supposed to housesit. Since he is out working with my parents till later tonight, I am sitting here, bored to tears, looking for something remotely exciting to do. So what do you do, when you are all alone. Here are some ideas, feel free to chip in:

1. Surf for porn on the pastor's computer (now that is a winner)
2. Hide cigarrettes, condoms and girls' undies in Basti's (the pastor's son) room.
3. Raid the liquour cabinet, drink all the booze, alone.
4. Dance naked in the corridors.
5. Compose a song
6. Chat on the net
7. Phone random numbers and ask them if their fridge is running.
8. Go to the church's back room, and swap the holy communion's sherry with grapetiser
9. Paint the dog the colour of Argentina's flag
10. Donate the dog to a chinese family
11. Wash the dishes (ok, no that was a joke, just checking if you are all awake).
12. Watch what kak is on tv
13. Phone Marbro and ask him what he is wearing, wait for the answer then hang up.
14. Shave the dog
15. Catch up on some work (as if!)

After all this, I am still bored. Sigh.