Fat Eye 2007: Edition 4

The Lions beat the Crusaders and now they have downed the Western Force in Perth to claim their title of the best team in the world! Duffman!

This week was quite a spectacle in the world of soccer with Liverpool beating Barcelona, Man Utd getting a late winner to go 9 points clear at the top and Arsenal and Chelsea beating the shit out of each other!

Let’s start with the Liverpool game! It started amidst some rather strange controversy. First the problems between Eto’o and Ronaldino, which has sparked a few pics of them, hugging, having to be published. Nice! Then the problems in the Liverpool camp in which it is rumored that Craig Bellamy threatened John Arne Riise with a golf club! This gave some nob the idea to offer 100-1 odds that Bellamy would score and them celebrate by singing a “golf club”, which he did, this cost them 50000 pounds by lunchtime! Nice!

Then there was the boxing match at the Millennium stadium with the champions Chelsea in the blue corner and the challengers the Young guns in the red corner! John Terry getting knocked out early on in the 5th round with a round house kick to the chin seemed to get things going. However it was in the 7th that the fight really got into full swing with 3 heavyweights getting sent off! Eventually the game in ended in a TKO, and the game was awarded to Chelsea!

Brett Lee was forced out of the World Cup next month due to injury! The Fat Eye is relieved that he will now be able to watch the tournament in peace! However The Fat Eye is concerned that this could come back to bite him in the ass, as now Brett will be free to pursue his singing career!

In further news The Sharks have announced that they did not take the weekend off to allow the other teams a chance, but rather to allow them some time off to get high!

So back to the rugby! The Lions won!

Ok ok and the Stormers lost!

And the Bulls won! In the last minute. Even though they should have lost. Cause they are bastards! Basti phones me during the game stating his contempt for the Pretorians and after seeing the crowd full of Bok van Blerk fans you can’t help but hate them!
As it turns out the Loftus faithful have stated that Bok van Blerk will be played at Loftus! Like no shit, hey? Like where else would they play it? Wake up and smell 2007, you fucking old dinosaurs!

But all that aside the real highlight of the week was the Six Nations! With Ireland taking on England, for the first time in 100 years at Croke Park! For many including Brian O’Driscoll, it was their first game at Croke Park! So let’s just say they were a tad emotional! It was also the site of the original Bloody Sunday! So naturally The Fat Eye was scared for the English, and rightly so as they were completely and utterly annihilated by the Irish! It might not have been Sunday, but it sure hell was Bloody!

That’s all you bloody unappreciative assholes! Like Weasel even reads the Fat Eye.

Written by Ferdi "aka Queen Mary" (thanks Mommy, best laugh I have had in ages!)