O yeah Duffman, it’s rugga season once again! With divorce numbers set to rise in the next few months, and quite a few beers to be drunken the Fat Eye returns! And with that lets not waste anymore time and get right into things the Lions lost, Stormers are bottom, Bulls are 13th, Lions are coming back strong this is our year!
So early (some would say to early) on Friday morning the Super 14 got under way! Later on we would make our way to Ellis Park! It was dark rainy night; some would say that the conditions were perfect for Aussie killing! But alas there was another presence in the stadium, an unwelcome presence at that! From a distant land he came from whence the Ring was forged to bring some from of “legality” to the game, but it would be he that would defeat these most awesome of Aussie slayers! For he was the referee and it would be his dodgy decisions which would ultimately hand the game to these shaggers of the sheep! But alas we shall prevail!
Anyway across the highway there was another game in progress, a game of technique and skill. It was the Pro20 where only one team was present it was the team of Loots Bosman and Graeme Smith that totally destroyed them Pakis, and Smith would return two days later to smash them to all parts yet again in the one day where SA amassed 392! Fuck ya!
And yes it is the truth and nothing but the truth that the pansies from the west are at the bottom of the log due to the outstanding efforts of the Cheetahs best back, CJ Van der Linde . The fat boy carried his sublime form that he showed against the Sharks in pre season to destroy the pretty boys! Duffman!
As always the Aussie commentator of the year Phil Kearns returns with the Super 14, here is some gold: After a player was sent to the bin for trying to punch the scrumhalf he said: “Well that is a bit harsh, sending him off for punching the number 9, number 9’s are so annoying that you just want to punch them!”
This moment wasn’t Phil, but from former player John Welborn who commented that Western Force coach John Mitchell overreacted to the 40 year old’s retirement at the end of last season, by going overboard and signing all these players he brought in to cover for his retirement!
And now Man U just snow capped the weekend by smashing Tottenham! O and Van der Sar had to go off so O Shea went into goal, he evn managed a save from Robbie Keane after Ferdinand put him through on goal! Well well well, what will next week have in store for the Fat Eye? One can only wonder!
THE SHARKS WON!
(this last bit was added as an afterthought after Princess Marbro bitched that Ferdi had forgotten to mention the Sharks' victory)
Written by our resident sports writer, Ferdinova
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GO SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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