With the return of the Swart Gevaar this weeks round of Super 14 kicked off! They were supposed to turn the competition on its head, but all they managed was a whole host of reconditioned fuck ups! We saw reconditioned knock on’s, reconditioned forward passes, reconditioned missed tackles, reconditioned yellow cards and even reconditioned facial hair! It was truly a reconditioned Super 14!
The Hurricanes then came to Jozi with their six reconditioned All Blacks only to be sent packing by the ultra unconditioned Lions! It was truly the stuff that wet dreams are made off! All in all it was a good weekend for Lions as the cricket team also managed to annihilate the Cobras – from Cape Town Cazzy – to take the Pro20 competition! Duffman!
So all was good, The Ferdi was happy and a little frisky! Smith and De Villiers had set up a beautiful victory for the Proteas against the all annoying Aussies, but then it happened! De Villiers was run out and Smith was forced off due to cramp in the legs, back and arms! In comes Jaques Kallis, the “best” batsmen in the world! The hard work is been done 7.4 runs required per over, what does Jaques do? He blocks the ball! 10 0vers later 4 wickets down, 10 runs per over required, what does Kallis do? He sweeps the ball for a single! 8 overs left, run rate required is 14, what does Jackle Ass do? He tries to hit a six and can’t even reach the boundary on the smallest ground in the world! What a star!
Ngconde Balfour ex sports minister once asked: “Who is Jaques Kallis?” Now I ask, what the fuck is Jaques Kallis doing in the team, does he understand the objective? Is he aware of his surroundings? Does he realize he is not wearing white? Ek weet nie!
So on that sour note I says F*ck off Jaques Kallis, you nob!
Written by a reconditioned Ferdi
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