Another weekend over and again no Australian team could manage a win. What? Yip jew heard me right, no Aussie team has won for two weeks! And that with two Aussie teams playing against each other. O what a feeling!
Every week it seems to be a damn good week of sport. Man it’s got to be really good to be an Argentinean immigrant living in Joburg who supports Man Utd! Hee hee!
So Man Utd again broke the hearts of Liverpool fans with a goal in the 92nd minute by the Irishman John O’Shea! People always say you need a quality keeper to win championships. Ek se you always gonna need the luck of the Irish if you are ever going to win any trophies! Duffman!
So this really was one of the most successful weekend in Super rugby for the SA reams ever! Never has so many teams won away one the same weekend, or have all our teams gone unbeaten as they did at the weekend! However it is kinda sad when the Stormers win though! Why did that have to happen?
Phil Kearns this weekend raised an interesting point, why does the hooker have to throw the ball into the lineout? The Hooker has to push in the scrums, run around in open play, put in tackles and then still throw the ball into the lineouts? Phil asks why can’t the winger, who does nothing all game just walk up to the lineout, chuck the ball in and then go back to watching the game? That my friend are a very good question, but I think the answer lies in the deep rooted prejudice against Fat people and their sexy bodies!
Yip it’s hard to be a Fat man in the 2000’s!
The time of the year when teams win trophies is fast approaching, but for the other teams with no talent the time of the year when they get relegated is approaching even faster! It is said that relegation will cost a team up to 30 million pounds! That is a lot of Big Macs let me tell you! So yesterday bottom of the log West Ham took on Tottenham Hotspur. Now these relegation battles are always high scoring and entertaining affairs! West Ham went 2-0 and it looked like there might be so hope of survival yet! However after half time Spurs fought back to level the game at 2-2!
Wow how much do West Ham suck? Well enough to go 3-2 up with 7 minutes remaining only to lose 4-3 with a goal in the 94th minute! Well it looks to me like they should lay off the MacD’s for awhile!
But enough of that lets go back to the beautiful game, rugby! Sharks winger Odwa Ndungane almost went down in Jackass folklaw when he knocked the ball on over the try line! This mampara cost the Sharks an easy victory, so in the 82nd minute he decided to go on a 40 metre stroll down the touchline to give the Sharks the unlikeliest of victories, and The Ferdinova Sexyback a few near death experiences! So I can honestly say between the Sharks and the Lions this year I have seen the light!
So next season I shall support the heart foundation instead of cancer charities, ek se, fok ja nee!
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