Fat Eye Returns!!!

Sorry, I have been lazy and havent posted the Fat One's Fat Stuff, so here is this week's edition:

Goodness gracious me, this was truly the greatest weekend of sport EVER! Ok sure the Lions lost, and Chelsea managed a late equalizer at Arsenal, but none of that really matters as Man United won the league and the Bulls and the Sharks topped the log in the Super 14 almost ensuring that the final will be played in SA for the first time, and dare I say it the cup will be coming home?

So its official this was the best weekend of sport, and it can only be rivaled by next weekend when the two semi finals played! Here the Bulls and the Sharks can ensure a SA victory by setting up the first all African final! The week after that could also be a beautiful moment as the Super 14 final is played and Man United takes on Chelsea in the FA Cup final! This is the stuff dreams are made of (man I get so emotional these days), and to think that we still got the tri-nations and the World Cup to get through!

This weekend started out in the bestest possible manner with the Crusaders going down in a blaze of poo, opening the door for the Sharks and giving the Bulls what at the time seemed like an unlikely shot at a home semi! This was made even more unlikely when the Blues who had a better point’s difference smacked the Western Force, which involved a massive refereeing blunder by an Aussie ref nogal! So thanks to that nob the Blues were gifted 5 points and it seemed that the curse would continue as the Bulls were almost certain to play the Sharks in the semi creating a real f*ckfest!

But then queue the Reds! The worst “team” ever! They came, they saw, they got ass raped! After the game the Reds captain Croft was speechless, his butt ached and he had no recollection of what just happened! All he knew was that somehow he was now pregnant with a little ducthman inside of him and that fact that he had a strange craving for pickles and a polony sandwich!

What had happened was that the Bulls absolutely fabulously annihilated them with the score reading 92-3! That ladies and germs is the record breaking victory margin for any Super rugby game!

In the soccer however it was a different story. Man United were well on their way to the title! Man City are a bunch of talentless losers! Man U played soccer and Man City cried like girls and eventually the good guys came out in front just like on ‘em cowboy movies! So there it was Chelsea no had to thump Arsenal (I know their name sounds funny, but that’s a story for another time) to set up an unlikely victory! But in truth Man United were never in doubt, Chelsea just aren’t good enough! All one has to do is compare the managers to see why Chelsea suck ass! Because Jose Mourinho sucks ass, literally so! Some say that his lips are permanently stuck to Roman Abramovich’s ass!

So Man United are the champions once again, and where they belong! West Ham have basically survived relegation, Sunderland have won the Championship and secured promotion to the big leagues and The Sharks are well on their way to becoming the first SA team to win the Super 14, what more could a girl ask for? Till next week, keep them fingers crossed!